”You can't please all the people all the time. You can however displease all the people all the time.”

@sadserver

”Forget all the messy failures of 2015. Look forward to all those you will invariably cause in 2016.”

@sadserver

”Gazing out over the racks, millions of kilowatts consumed, serving spam and gifs to idiots. You ask "is any of this worth it?" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

@sadserver

”Looking for a reason to take a break from family? I'm pretty sure a disk is full, wink-wink. No but seriously, the disk is full.”

@sadserver

“Friday is exciting because we can forget the failures of the past week and look optimistically to the ones we'll cause next week.”

@Sadserver

“It's the thought that counts. In this case, what the fuck were you thinking?”

@sadserver

“For halloween I'm wearing barely any firewall rules. Don't you get it? I'm Slutty Server, duh.”

@sadserver

“Quorum is when all the nodes in the cluster agree that this is a terrible idea”

@sadserver

“sudo give me a hug”

@SADSERVER

“I would have replaced you with a tiny shell script but I honestly can't figure out what it is you do here.”

@sadserver