”You can't please all the people all the time. You can however displease all the people all the time.”
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Category archive: Quotes
”Forget all the messy failures of 2015. Look forward to all those you will invariably cause in 2016.”
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”Gazing out over the racks, millions of kilowatts consumed, serving spam and gifs to idiots. You ask "is any of this worth it?" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
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”Looking for a reason to take a break from family? I'm pretty sure a disk is full, wink-wink. No but seriously, the disk is full.”
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“Friday is exciting because we can forget the failures of the past week and look optimistically to the ones we'll cause next week.”
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“It's the thought that counts. In this case, what the fuck were you thinking?”
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“For halloween I'm wearing barely any firewall rules. Don't you get it? I'm Slutty Server, duh.”
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“Quorum is when all the nodes in the cluster agree that this is a terrible idea”
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“sudo give me a hug”
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“I would have replaced you with a tiny shell script but I honestly can't figure out what it is you do here.”
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